I once ruled the world with a plastic spork.

fart-sama:

justanothertallguy:

Shit just got real fast didn’t it?

choking

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tastefullyoffensive:

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ohthebrowneyes:

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I’m totally going to hell for laughing. But it’s funny, so I’m taking you all with me by exposing you to it.

sofapizza:

goddamn parallel parking

Crushing children with the gayroller is the most fun a person can have.

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Where is was originally found: http://weheartit.com/entry/9070033

It’s why I try and sin at least once a day. And when people ask me why I do such terrible things, I tell them “It’s for Jesus.”.